Dating Can Be So Beastly; Film of the Week THE LOBSTER Cert 15, 118 Mins

Passionately in love with his own appearance, high school hotshot Kyle Alex Pettyfer of “I Am Number Four” doesn’t care about the environment but tells his classmates to elect him president of the “Green Committee” anyway—because he’s attractive. Rather than punish the mindless tools who vote for Kyle, witchy outcast Kendra Mary-Kate Olsen, the opposite of spooky casts a spell that renders the arrogant rich boy’s face deformed by scars and tree tattoos that some people would probably find badass. Kyle then mopes around a lot and eventually, to break the spell, pursues a conspicuously pretty wallflower named Lindy Vanessa Hudgens of “High School Musical” who actually liked how forthcoming Kyle was about being a total d-bag. The buzz: Based on Alex Flinn’s novel that modernizes “Beauty and the Beast,” “Beastly” also strongly argues against movie stardom for Pettyfer and Hudgens, whose performances suggest they think they’re playing a concrete block and a feather. Fortunately Neil Patrick Harris is on hand as, yes, Kyle’s blind tutor, the only character in the movie whose behavior is funny on purpose. The verdict: Full of helpful tips on dating strategies such as underhanded manipulation and blatant stalking, the stunningly terrible “Beastly” spares Kyle any actual humiliation while rewarding his self-serving agenda and newfound half-hearted compassion for people whose issues have nothing to do with the way they look. Lindy’s so oblivious she notices neither that Kyle’s eyebrows say “Embrace” and “Suck,” nor that, apparently, her trip from New York to Machu Picchu in Peru is being taken by bus. Kyle, too, is a feast of unintentional humor, whether he’s actually calling Kendra “Frankenskank” or crying, “No, no, no,” just before lying about going to rehab.

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Welcome to a world where singletons are transformed into animals if they fail to couple up in this brilliantly funny horror film IT’S SO hard to be alone but so hard to find a true partner too. Is there anything sadder than the abbreviations of the personal ads: DWF. The Lobster is a brilliantly funny horror film about dating. It opens with a bang. A grim-faced woman drives through rain, stops in moorland, gets out and shoots dead a donkey grazing peacefully among others.

There’s no explanation, and we won’t see her again, but we will come to understand. The film’s director, Yorgos Lanthimos, a Greek in his early forties, specialises, with his writing partner Efthymis Filippou, in weird but telling scenarios, merely presented to us, not argued or justified. His film Dogtooth, made on a tiny budget, shows a family with three children who have been brought up all their life isolated within a walled compound and told absurdities by their father, including that they have a brother they have never seen and that cats are the most dangerous creatures in the world, so that they must learn to get down on all fours and bark like dogs.

In Alps , a slightly less successful concoction, there’s a strange group of people whose self-appointed mission is to impersonate those who have recently died to console their grieving families. The Lobster is Lanthimos’s first Englishlanguage film and his first on a bigger budget. It’s filmed entirely in the Parknasilla Hotel on the coast in Kerry, Ireland, a four-star spa resort with 83 rooms, listing on its website famous visitors, including George Bernard Shaw, and now the entire cast of this movie.

In this world, perhaps slightly in the future, single people from The City are arrested and brought to The Hotel, where they have to fall convincingly in love with a partner in 45 days or face being turned, surgically, into the animal of their choice and released into the wild. The only way of extending this deadline is when the hotel residents are taken out each day to shoot the feral “Loners” living in the woods with tranquilliser darts, each capture earning them a day of respite.

David, an architect played by Colin Farrell with a chubby tum acquired for the role, glasses for his short-sightedness and a deliberate lack of charisma is brought to the hotel because his wife stopped loving him after 11 years.

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Skip to Content. A man shoots another man off screen and kills him; the body is later seen. A high school boy ridicules a classmate repeatedly. Tender kisses between the movie’s stars; a couple paws each other at a party.

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Prod 65 Warning required. GREAT movie, this movie is amazing, i love it and would highly recommend it to others, although if you have younger kids it may not be best for them. The movie is a great remix of the bold and the beautiful with a modern twist! The DVD arrived on time as indicated online and am very happy with the purchase and the overall purchase process!

I absolutely love love this movie. It’s a sweet love story that has a great subtle lesson in it. No nudity or embarrassing scenes.

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The actress, who is dating her ‘High School Musical’ co-star Zac Efron, is amazed by the realistic make-up of Pettyfer. “It’s so mind-blowing the.

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